Irv's Bucket List

I am 66 years old and retired, but retirement has not turned out the way I expected. After 40 plus years of hard work, three failed marriages and a retirement plan that went down the tubes with my third wife, I find myself in my autumn years, dealing with high blood pressure, diabetes and kidney failure. I will soon have to go on Kidney Dialysis or Die. I now live on social security with my three cats. Don't get me wrong, looking back, I have had a great life. I have done a lot of things, been to a lot of places and seen a lot of wonders. I have made my peace with God, been to Graceland, been to Disneyland and four Neil Diamond Concerts. I think it is safe to say that I have experienced more out of life than most. So all and all, I am ready to Kick The Bucket! I can't think of too many things to put in my “Bucket List”, but I do have a few. So I will list them and see what happens.