I want to learn how to surf for real: go from beginner (or near-beginner) to feeling confident on proper waves, and progress enough to start doing some cool moves—clean bottom turns, smooth cutbacks, and maybe even a small floater. I’d love to do this in Morocco, Portugal, or Brazil—pick the right spot, do a surf camp or lessons with a coach, and come out of the water able to surf independently. Deadline: this has to happen before 2027 (so by the end of 2026), with at least one dedicated surf trip and a clear progression goal. @thefakemuni