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"100 Things To Do At Walmart" Round 2

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26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell &quothello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, &quotWhy won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, &quotRed Rover!" 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from &quotMission: Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 43. Two words: &quotMarco Polo." 44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 45. &quotRe-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like &quotthe fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying &quotHow could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, &quotNo, no! It's those voices again!" 50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. Nathan




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